I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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