I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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