I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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