If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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