you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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