did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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