She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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