People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
