One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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