I'm drive I can fine osifer
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
