So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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