google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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