My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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