How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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