Pappa wants mamma naked
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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