just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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