they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I deserve this hangover.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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