every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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