I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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