i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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