What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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