ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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