found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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