Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You pole danced in your parka.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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