I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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