No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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