you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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