my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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