i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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