Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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