spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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