Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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