this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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