Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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