...so i touched it.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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