its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You need Xanax blowdarts
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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