I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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