when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
and she was petting her beer can
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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