Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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