She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My vagina just clenched in fear
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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