it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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