Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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