dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wish I only lived at night.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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