mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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