So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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