This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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