No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
