he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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