It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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