you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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