OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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