What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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