when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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